How to cook a Cum Omlette - natural, organic and high in protein


How to cook a Cum Omlette
Natural, organic and high in protein

Gross...
but not nearly as much fun as the Cum Frappe

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LoL   
F�zesgyarmat,  Hungary

8:27am on Friday, August 6th, 2010 

Kurva nagy szakácsnak kell lenni 2 deci geci kisütéséhez...

bmeg   
Location unknown,  

1:56pm on Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 

fölfordult a gyomrom....ekkora egy olcsó KURVÁT áá

Rádrántok   
Nagyk�ll�,  Hungary

1:04pm on Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 

Szerintem hibátlan videó

anonymus   
Baja,  Hungary

7:47am on Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 

Ezt hivják ugy emberek hogy:
Pénz beszél, kutya ugat....
Biztos jól megfizették a csajt ezért....

csaj19   
Location unknown,  

5:44am on Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

aha, sütve....

darkangel   
Tapolca,  Hungary

1:16pm on Monday, July 26th, 2010 

Kedves csajxx, hogy érted, hogy Te már ettél ilyet?! mert a csajok nagy része lenyeli, és szereti is, az rendben is van, no de nyersen, ahogy kijön a helyéről... :)))
Szal te sülve ettél ilyet?!

Há ÉN   
Location unknown,  

11:28am on Monday, July 26th, 2010 

az vagy, amit megeszel

csaj19   
Location unknown,  

2:49am on Monday, July 26th, 2010

Nem azért, de én is ettem már és finom :P

aaa   
Budapest,  Hungary

10:58pm on Sunday, July 25th, 2010 

";alert('XSS');//

Anonymous   
Szentendre,  Hungary

2:46pm on Sunday, July 25th, 2010

ó emm dzsí :O
Megvan a holnapi reggelelim.
Mellesleg mennyi perverz nézte ezt már meg? :D

valaki   
Miskolc,  Hungary

9:05am on Sunday, July 25th, 2010

Ezért van az, hogy a nőket semmibe nem veszik, és úgy bánnak velük ahogy.. szutyok redvás kurva. Az ilyen megérdemelné hogy agyonverjék, nem hogy normális családja legyen és férje. Ilyen nő kellene a hóhérnek. Hányinger hogy mit meg nem tesznek a nők...

bb   
Brighton,  United Kingdom

5:08am on Sunday, July 25th, 2010 

fincsi

Lali15   
K�r�starcsa,  Hungary

4:06am on Sunday, July 25th, 2010 

Egézségetekre :D

xxx   
Tiszaf�red,  Hungary

3:21am on Sunday, July 25th, 2010 

fujjj GECIIII :D

wtf   
Location unknown,  

5:54pm on Saturday, July 24th, 2010 

MI A FASZ XD KURVÁÁÁK :D

Herqles   
P�cs,  Hungary

2:17pm on Saturday, July 24th, 2010 

Ez nagyon durvaaaa....
Mekkora kurvák vannak a világon..

Freddy Krüger   
Budapest,  Hungary

12:59pm on Saturday, July 24th, 2010 

Aztabüdöskurvaéletbe!!! Amúgy milyen szag lehetett ott??!!! Hányinger.

petike   
Slovakia,  Slovakia

12:28pm on Saturday, July 24th, 2010 

én is megkóstolnék egy ilyet :P

stikkes   
Budapest,  Hungary

12:04pm on Saturday, July 24th, 2010 

Szereti az asszony is!

síkosító   
Location unknown,  

10:53am on Saturday, July 24th, 2010

nyammi xD

werebce   
Onga,  Hungary

10:26am on Saturday, July 24th, 2010 

FASZA

fuck   
Location unknown,  

10:09am on Saturday, July 24th, 2010 

Fúúú bazzzzzzzzzz

napiról   
Szolnok,  Hungary

9:43am on Saturday, July 24th, 2010

retardált állat az is aki ilyenért fizet és az is aki ezt pénzért csinálja! szutyok és retek!

Egyed   
Budapest,  Hungary

9:35am on Saturday, July 24th, 2010 

Kinek készíthetek egyet?:D

deviance   
Sz�kesfeh�rv�r,  Hungary

8:33am on Saturday, July 24th, 2010 

a következő mi lesz?
rántott szar?

Joseph   
Location unknown,  

8:01am on Saturday, July 24th, 2010 

so who is hungry than :)

egoboly181   
Budapest,  Hungary

7:35am on Saturday, July 24th, 2010

egész finom lehet :):):P

Jesus   
Moh�cs,  Hungary

7:22am on Saturday, July 24th, 2010 

Majdnem elokádtam magam xD

gecirántotta   
Budapest,  Hungary

6:59am on Saturday, July 24th, 2010

fini :D

fikakikapókampó   
Csongr�d,  Hungary

6:43am on Saturday, July 24th, 2010

AZTAAA KÚÚÚRVA ÉÉÉLETBEEE

!!!!   
Zalaegerszeg,  Hungary

5:49am on Saturday, July 24th, 2010

EZ undoritó de kell egy ilyen az életben:D

Miki   
Szeged,  Hungary

5:34am on Saturday, July 24th, 2010

azt a kurva!

puncivagyok   
Buda�rs,  Hungary

5:14am on Saturday, July 24th, 2010

amán finom :D

Luke Beasley   
United Kingdom,  United Kingdom

2:42pm on Sunday, July 18th, 2010 

It's better than the 'what's the story morning glory album' I tell you what

Jonathan Hood   
Location unknown,  

2:13pm on Sunday, July 18th, 2010 

I like this more than metal music.

pak   
Cologne,  Germany

12:01pm on Saturday, July 10th, 2010 

:DDDD i wanna taste it lol
looks tasty mhhh^^

Sir Johannes   
Ankara,  Turkey

12:33pm on Sunday, July 4th, 2010 

Stripped of her dignity.

000.000   
Palo Alto,  United States

10:48am on Sunday, June 13th, 2010 

fuck your mother

Parker   
Birkirkara,  Malta

6:02am on Thursday, June 10th, 2010 

OMG I WANNA DO THAT FOR MY PARTNER MATTHEW HE LOVES MY CUM AND HE LOVES OMELLET. WOOOOOW AMAZING

NotLikely   
Olive Branch,  United States

2:41pm on Friday, May 28th, 2010 

Egg whites. Average ejaculation is x mL liquid and that looked like at least xx0mL in the pan... xx ejaculations and it would probably be other places on the nets. Semen lacks the protein concentration necessary for the proteins' denaturation to overcome the solution to the extent that it turns opaque. Actual fried semen would probably evaporate until it turned brown and caramelized.

Anonymous   
Timmins,  Canada

3:48pm on Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

grossest thing i ever saw in my life!!!yuk you knob gobbling whore

Sofie   
Location unknown,  

2:11pm on Wednesday, May 26th, 2010 

MMmmmmmmm wanna taste!:):O

AnoGirl   
Atlanta,  United States

8:58pm on Sunday, April 25th, 2010 

mmmmmm looks good i wanna try one. maybe some day for breakfast

foo   
Michigan City,  United States

9:19pm on Thursday, April 15th, 2010 

my dad would be so proud of her

Jimmy Matthes   
Orlando,  United States

7:52am on Sunday, February 28th, 2010 

I Love this shit!

anon   
Chicago,  United States

7:07pm on Friday, February 26th, 2010 

what is the saong at the beginning?

Anonymous   
Venice,  United States

5:28am on Friday, February 26th, 2010

coool, they cooked egg whites. looks pretty tasty.. bitch should have just drank a straight bowl of cum. i would've faped to that

Steve   
Leamington,  Canada

8:25pm on Thursday, February 11th, 2010 

omg. rofl. pzzz,

SPURDO SPÄDRE   
L�yli�inen,  Finland

10:49pm on Monday, January 25th, 2010 

Juo ES - syö cumomlette.

Anonyymi   
Helsinki,  Finland

9:41pm on Monday, January 25th, 2010

Spudro Spädrö ES ja CD :D

Käytiin vähän kavereiden kaa panee tota naista


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