How to cook a Cum Omlette - natural, organic and high in protein


How to cook a Cum Omlette
Natural, organic and high in protein

Gross...
but not nearly as much fun as the Cum Frappe

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Virgo Andromeda   
Location unknown,  

8:10am on Thursday, March 13th, 2014 

these people are truly some of the unfortunate scum of the earth....yet i watched some of this out of fascination with why people are so sick and vile.

HORNY   
Location unknown,  

1:23am on Thursday, December 19th, 2013 

Any girl out there want a cum omlette?

zsolax   
Location unknown,  

2:55pm on Friday, November 29th, 2013

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Pharmd139   
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8:22pm on Friday, November 8th, 2013

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8:22pm on Friday, November 8th, 2013

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Pharma464   
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8:21pm on Friday, November 8th, 2013

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8:21pm on Friday, November 8th, 2013

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Lucky   
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2:01pm on Saturday, September 28th, 2013 

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hánynomkellazilyenemberektől   
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12:38pm on Wednesday, June 12th, 2013 

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heu   
Location unknown,  

1:34pm on Thursday, May 23rd, 2013 

Rárántotta

wtf   
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11:08pm on Tuesday, February 26th, 2013

how did i get here?

personal loans   
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7:28pm on Thursday, December 13th, 2012

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Viped   
Location unknown,  

8:40pm on Thursday, September 27th, 2012 

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Marouma   
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5:58am on Wednesday, September 26th, 2012 

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Efekan   
Location unknown,  

10:44pm on Tuesday, September 25th, 2012 

Hello Keropokman, Edwin and AnnieThank you so much for the birthday well wiehss! :)I had a great time today a lunch, a movie and i've received some roses as a surprise!It was a special birthday this year since I am now in Budapest! And thank you all for visiting!

Jatt   
Location unknown,  

12:35pm on Thursday, May 3rd, 2012 

tuhaaddi maa da mareya fuda

chocolatelife   
Location unknown,  

9:04am on Wednesday, April 11th, 2012 

Try this:
x/x creamed cheese
x/x condensed milk
x/x cum
x/2 lemon rind
mix all together on a buscuit base.
refridgerate for x hour.
Garnish:
2/x cum & x/x white chocolate....melt on low heat and pipe on top of cool cheesecake with the corner cut off a plastic bag.
It takes me 6 weeks to make and 6 minutes to eat.
I get x00/x00 every time.
I have many recipes....good luck :)

fuckshitass   
Location unknown,  

1:39am on Monday, April 2nd, 2012 

bitch sucks at making omlettes

andi   
Location unknown,  

10:11am on Sunday, April 1st, 2012 

pont ma csináltunk a barátommal ilyet és istenienn FINOOOM ! :$$$

tano Pasman   
Location unknown,  

7:28pm on Tuesday, March 27th, 2012

Me encanta, mi culo se come uno cada noche.

joe   
Location unknown,  

9:46am on Monday, March 26th, 2012 

omg i have such a foot fetish if i was a slug would anyone squish me ? ;)

Anonymous   
Location unknown,  

12:39pm on Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

diirrty slut

Anonymous   
Location unknown,  

3:05pm on Sunday, March 11th, 2012

All those who keep mentioning AIDs, this looks like it was done by people who know what they are doing, and on a pre-arranged basis, so its likely the guys have been tested and are clean.

Bigshoot   
Location unknown,  

7:24pm on Thursday, March 8th, 2012 

Hey its awesome production movie! Dominique was great and Ashley Blue so exiting performance! Amy Emerson did beat the record eating it all! but please next time take a female cook :) Anybody know who will be the next cum omelette challenger?

Ashfield   
Location unknown,  

11:20pm on Tuesday, February 28th, 2012 

Delicious! XD

Dieter   
Wiesbaden,  Germany

8:22am on Tuesday, October 4th, 2011 

So ein Omlette moechte ich auch mal serviert bekommen.

Neha kiran   
New Delhi,  India

7:47pm on Thursday, September 1st, 2011 

some body make me one omlette...please

Youngy   
Location unknown,  

5:51am on Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011 

Never seen a betetr post! ICOCBW

Hannez ;D   
Sankt Wendel,  Germany

11:39am on Friday, June 24th, 2011 

Omg, that'S fucking awesome.
I'm scared of my breakfast since I saw this :D

*SquirtingSperm*   
Location unknown,  

12:56am on Tuesday, June 21st, 2011 

My G/F uses my cum all the time for salad dressings, dipping sauce and ect...

mARTIAN   
Rolla,  United States

12:02am on Sunday, June 5th, 2011

WHAT THE FUCK

Dicklicker   
Location unknown,  

6:22pm on Monday, May 30th, 2011

Man, looks delicious.

asfasdfafa   
Korea, Republic Of,  Korea, Republic of

8:08am on Sunday, May 22nd, 2011 

fuck

Tálib   
Budapest,  Hungary

9:03am on Thursday, May 5th, 2011 

Én megyek hányni :SS :OOOOOOOO

gmgxlo   
Location unknown,  

6:42am on Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011 

bufsojhddavktuhjlnawlyezegznem

Dr. Butmák Ottokár   
Budapest,  Hungary

6:23pm on Friday, April 22nd, 2011 

Tetszett (L)(L)(L) kivertem én is rája he :D :$:$;) ugye van még ilyen vidikehh? mert nagyon felizgat... am lány vagyok.. pénisszel. :/ :)

lisa   
Location unknown,  

6:55am on Monday, April 11th, 2011 

i wanted a sex partner
i will fucking hart

AnoGirl   
Stone Mountain,  United States

11:12am on Saturday, March 5th, 2011

I finally had one and loved it.. My boyfriend saved up some his sperm from 2days and made one after I showed this vid to him... we're gonna keep doing it ^.^

OldOneEYE   
Elmhurst,  United States

6:14pm on Thursday, March 3rd, 2011 

once i jacked off my dog and stir fried his jizz with Garlic and Cumin.

I have mental illness

Samsung R530 Review   
Korea, Republic Of,  Korea, Republic of

11:01am on Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011 

Great post, honest!

WWW.WHADAFUNK.NET   
New York,  United States

12:04am on Sunday, February 27th, 2011 

THAT BxTCH CANT C00K

Allan   
Herlev,  Denmark

5:28pm on Thursday, January 27th, 2011 

Its amazing, it should be every girls favorit dish :)

majkel   
Lubart�w,  Poland

6:34am on Sunday, December 26th, 2010

co za tempa kurwa

bobby   
United Kingdom,  United Kingdom

9:10am on Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010 

this was soo sexy i loved it omg im going to cut my knob off and feed it too her LOLOLOLOLOOLOOOLOLOL turd

Anonymous   
Lelystad,  Netherlands

5:49pm on Saturday, November 27th, 2010

Little does Anonymous know, the HIV virus dies outside of its host.

Anonymous   
Location unknown,  

5:25pm on Saturday, November 27th, 2010 

Enjoy your aids!

haha ha   
Warsaw,  Poland

9:31am on Friday, November 19th, 2010

Troszke zgłodniałem

anyád   
Location unknown,  

1:26pm on Monday, November 8th, 2010 

....és ez a zene az elején hahaha LOL

Ricky   
Los Angeles,  United States

10:35am on Saturday, October 9th, 2010 

Lots of protein and AIDS!

O_O   
Montreal,  Canada

9:27pm on Saturday, October 2nd, 2010 

wat da fuck man


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