How to cook a Cum Omlette - natural, organic and high in protein


How to cook a Cum Omlette
Natural, organic and high in protein

Gross...
but not nearly as much fun as the Cum Frappe

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SPURDO SPÄDRE   
L�yli�inen,  Finland

10:49pm on Monday, January 25th, 2010 

Juo ES - syö cumomlette.

Anonyymi   
Helsinki,  Finland

9:41pm on Monday, January 25th, 2010

Spudro Spädrö ES ja CD :D

Käytiin vähän kavereiden kaa panee tota naista

Francois Dillinger   
Newark,  United States

2:16am on Monday, January 18th, 2010 

jesus christ that was repulsive

Papa   
Ottawa,  Canada

4:47am on Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

Nasty Bitch! That is sick and I'm a dude.

GD   
Curitiba,  Brazil

1:22am on Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 

Adoraria experimentar

Anonymous   
Hamburg,  Germany

11:11pm on Friday, January 1st, 2010

Srsly, that was'nt THAT bad?
Also: Her dad would be so proud of her :D

EL MEXICANOS   
Mexico,  Mexico

7:52am on Wednesday, December 30th, 2009 

O MY GOD!!!

OHHHH FUCKING GRINGOS HAHAH CARBONES DE MIERDA, YA ME IMAGINO LO QUE HACEN EN CIUDAD JUAREZ USTEDES Y LOS NORTEÑOS MEXICANOS

MIKE   
Franklin,  United States

5:20pm on Friday, December 18th, 2009 

Pretty nasty dude. She had to be under the influence of something to actually do that crap.

sperm-blaster   
V�lizy,  France

1:16am on Thursday, December 17th, 2009 

magnifique !!!!!!!!!!!! vive les chiennes

video de recta leche   
Venezuela,  Venezuela

8:34pm on Tuesday, December 15th, 2009 

video culinario xxx

cummygurl   
Vancouver,  Canada

8:57am on Tuesday, December 15th, 2009 

mmmmmmm i wanna eat that enriched white life so bad.

Ads   
Telford,  United Kingdom

11:30am on Sunday, December 13th, 2009 

Love it. Brilliant! Hot cum omelette. Im gonna cook one up for my girl. Might add a little chopped onion and panchetta ham for a flavoursome twist!

yomomma   
Tehachapi,  United States

6:31am on Friday, December 4th, 2009 

ya its really fuckin fake when they record the bitch cooking it and bringing it over to the other bitch and have her eat it.. retard

lulu   
Bakersfield,  United States

3:24am on Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009 

fucking naster cum guzaler

chase jones   
Medicine Hat,  Canada

6:49am on Thursday, November 12th, 2009

this is fake you retards

Karem Said   
Location unknown,  

2:19am on Monday, November 9th, 2009 

Make a Cum Popsicles video - Cumsicles

Anonymous   
Montreal,  Canada

12:29pm on Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

OOOOO FUCK THE ONE WHO POSTED THE COMMENT THAT IT TAKES A TRUE AMERICAN TO DO THAT IS ACTUALLY RIGHT. EVEN THAT AL QAIDA BUNCH LOOK LIKE LITTLE LAMBS COMPARED TO THAT. DESTRUCTION IS IN THE HUMAN NATURE... EATING BAKED SPERM IS NOT!

COCKMASSIVE   
Location unknown,  

9:57pm on Monday, October 19th, 2009 

I JERK OFF TO THIS EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE

N.B   
United Kingdom,  United Kingdom

8:00pm on Monday, October 19th, 2009

"if girls eat it do they get pregnant?????"
LMAO!! What a dumbass!!

Anonymous   
Shallotte,  United States

8:29am on Saturday, October 10th, 2009 

I cant belive she ate that.
gross!

Stev   
Lake Forest,  United States

3:28am on Thursday, September 24th, 2009 

wtf did i just watch?!!?!?!

=]   
London,  United Kingdom

6:09pm on Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 

ok........each to there own

that guy   
Asbury Park,  United States

6:18am on Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 

She is a true american. Fantastic. Truly impressive

lore   
Denver,  United States

7:17am on Friday, August 28th, 2009 

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

jardo   
Moreno Valley,  United States

7:25am on Monday, August 17th, 2009

nice......topped it off with some freshies

bert   
South Portland,  United States

6:21am on Saturday, August 8th, 2009 

where are the bacon and toast! you could make a breakfast sandwich lol

Ace   
Houston,  United States

8:12am on Monday, August 3rd, 2009 

Fucking hilarious

cum shot facial   
Location unknown,  

11:37pm on Friday, July 31st, 2009 

that is the funniest shit ever!
you should make a video of a girl in a bath bathing in nothing but cum..washing her hair with cum and her whole body.. this shit is hilarious

noob   
Finland,  Finland

10:29am on Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 

OMG SO disgusting!!!!! she allmost puked

baab   
��nekoski,  Finland

1:31am on Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 

kovaa shittii, maistuis varmaa josellekki LOL

GeorgeMacDonaldBates   
Milton,  United States

2:04pm on Sunday, July 19th, 2009 

I have never been so turned on in my entire life.

paul mikeal kalleberg   
Succasunna,  United States

5:09am on Thursday, July 16th, 2009 

i LOVE this shit. i jerk off to it almost every day. me and my buddies do this to my GF all the time

jose   
Dallas,  United States

7:53am on Sunday, July 12th, 2009

if girls eat it do they get pregnant????? this is a very nasty ass video

IMAO!   
Victoriaville,  Canada

6:46am on Thursday, July 9th, 2009

That was the best one on this site!

poo poo   
Location unknown,  

11:59pm on Tuesday, June 16th, 2009 

awesome

Anon   
Arlington Heights,  United States

4:00pm on Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

I think it looked the worst when it was all poured into the pan. Actually gagged a little.

asd   
Guadalajara,  Mexico

7:18pm on Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Delicious!

Jeremy   
Derby,  United States

12:46am on Wednesday, May 20th, 2009 

i lol'd

David   
Palatine,  United States

9:12pm on Thursday, May 14th, 2009 

I came so hard

John   
Hartford,  United States

7:18am on Monday, May 11th, 2009

THAT IS FUCKING REVOLTING
WHO GETS OFF TO THAT SHIT
FUCK THAT SHIT

big jim   
Location unknown,  

10:05am on Sunday, April 26th, 2009 

wow just wow

BIG D   
Washington,  United States

7:00pm on Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009 

this is nastyass shit

2Dubb   
Irvington,  United States

11:06am on Sunday, April 12th, 2009 

Very Fuckin sick.... i love it!!

lol   
Fremont,  United States

6:05am on Friday, March 27th, 2009

poor sperm!

Max   
Malm�,  Sweden

5:42pm on Saturday, March 21st, 2009 

Her dad would be so proud of her.

Anonymous   
Seattle,  United States

5:44pm on Friday, March 20th, 2009 

this isn't even shocking, it's just stupid.

Edunardo   
Madrid,  Spain

10:06pm on Monday, March 16th, 2009 

Que asco dios mio!! cuando ha cuajado en la sartén menuda impresión, por lo menos echarle un poco de huevo para darle sabor, cabrones

JACK   
Perth,  Australia

2:13am on Saturday, March 7th, 2009 

NICE SHIT

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